Dear My Hair,
Why do you bore me so? The haircut I have now is one I’ve had on and off since I was 16 years old. It’s totally fine. My friends and I like to call it the “Funboy” haircut. It’s the type of haircut you have when you have, like, no imagination. Thus, I’ve been pondering the following five haircuts, wondering which I could pull off.
This one is awesome. If I had this haircut everyone would be scared of me and how cool I was. Which is pretty much my goal in life.
I like this haircut, but it kind of depends on what direction the wind is going. If the wind blows the wrong way I’m sure it looks ugly. Like my current haircut.
I like this ‘do. I’ve tried it a few times but it does weird things in the wind (i.e. when it blows back it looks like your toupee is coming off your head).
Another bowl cut. Super feminine but SO fashiony!
I think this could be the winner of the group. It’s definite FashionHair, but it’s classic enough not to look like they’re trying too hard.
In conclusion, don’t be surprised if you see me in the street with a bowl cut.