D.I.Why? How To Stretch A Canvas

Dear Aspiring Artists,

As someone who went to art school, I’m often approached with people asking about how to make art. So I’ve decided to do a little mini-series documenting how to make a giant painting. First, if you’re doing a custom size, you have to stretch your canvas. Of course, they sell pre-stretched canvases, but those don’t come in every size. So, if you love making giant paintings like I do, you must stretch it yourself.

Now, a few caveats. Firstly, this is an easy way to stretch your own canvas at home. There are certain shortcuts I use (ie buying pre-cut stretcher bars instead of making my own) because I don’t have a big giant workshop and I don’t have like 4000 years to make this painting because I, like you, have 75 million different projects going on at once and also the world’s worst A.D.D. Anyway, onto makingtimez:

What You’ll Need

1. Unprimed Canvas, Price Varies by Size

2. Heavy Duty Canvas Strecher Bars, Price Varies by Size

3. Stretcher Crossbars, Price Varies by Size

4. Hammer, $8

5. Staple Gun, $16

6. Gesso, $20

7. Gesso Brush, $5

Now Let’s Party

All photos by Alexander Evans

Step 1: Lay out your stretcher bars and pound them as hard as you can with your hammer until they fit together into a perfect rectangle. As you hammer, think about how frustrated you are with everything in your life. How annoyed you are that your coworker got that promotion even though you’re smarter.

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Step 2: Attach your crossbars. These will ensure that the frame wont bow or warp when you paint the canvas. Oftentimes these crossbars don’t come in the correct size for your frame so you may have to have them custom cut at your unfriendly local hardware store.

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Step 3: Like Sarah Palin on a serene, untouched natural landscape, drill baby drill!

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Step 4: Once you’ve finished constructing your frame, lay it on top of canvas which you’ve placed on the floor.

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Step 5: Starting at the center of each side, staple 3-4 staples, moving around the canvas. Work your way out until you’ve reached the corners.

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Step 6: Once you’ve reached the corners, do something fancy with the side of the canvas. I like to fold mine like this so that a little triangle of folding action is visible from the side. This makes it obvious that the canvas was custom-stretched. Which then makes the painting look more expensive. Which then makes whoever is buying it want to pay more. Which then makes you rich.

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Step 7: The last step is to prime the canvas. Fine art primer is called “gesso.” You can usually get away with using a gesso brush but if the canvas is particularly large you may have to use a paint roller (otherwise you’ll be there, like, all day).

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Step 8: Stare at your canvas, terrified when you realize that, like your heart, it is large and empty.

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So go out, buy some supplies, and stretch a giant canvas. It’s up to you what goes on it. But remember you can do it!

Love,
Orlando

PS: Step by step instructions on how to make a giant paint-by-numbers painting coming soon…

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7 responses to “D.I.Why? How To Stretch A Canvas

  1. Kevin Orlin Johnson

    Nice one! A little carpenter’s square comes in handy in this kind of project. Just ask a little carpenter nicely, and he’ll probably let you borrow it.

  2. Leah

    Hi Orlando! Don’t you thin out your gesso with water? It’s too thick otherwise. Maybe you buy a special kind? Just curious! Great post. I’ve never made a frame that big before. Thanks for the tips!

  3. Don’t you spray your canvas first with water then let it dry completely, to make sure it’s smooth and snug?

  4. That’s a really big canvas. I’ve made (smaller) ones before the same way. One other advantage is that there’s different kinds of canvas/linen out there with different size of weave. You can make a really smooth or roughly textured one if you wanted. :)

  5. OMG You crack me up! Can’t wait to see the giant paint by numbers!

  6. ian

    Love your DIY’s. This is Something I can accomplish myself. Looking forward to the PBN’s instructions!

  7. David Kenyon

    Did I miss the giant paint-by-numbers painting instructions? Please share them! :-)

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